Your Mom Jokes

A phrase used when you have absolutely no idea how to answer a question, or piss someone off. Highly recommended phrase to be used during business meetings.
Important Guy: "Mr. Smith, how long do you think the proposal will take?"

You: about as long as your mom

what u say in responce to any question
your mom : so what did u do today?
you : your mom

Jen: so what are we doing today in french?
me: your mom!

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